Spenser

hottie who likes to call selmas ass beautiful :)

"Damn your ass was lookin beautiful today, Selma" -spenser

by sushiluver January 15, 2004

Sponsored

People who wear the same brand from top to bottom. Especially if they wear one color or a matching set. Could be seen at the gym or on the street.

I really hate sponsored at the gym. They wear the same brand from top to bottom like they are sponsored by the brand.

by Pheenix324 July 28, 2019

spon

Short form of "sponsor".

Friend: Wanna go for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I don't have enough money, you spon me?
Friend: Eh...

by allegedlyeverything July 19, 2021

spinsterdom

The act, and or state of being a spinster

The old lady was not enjoying her spinsterdom

by Taylor April 16, 2005

Sponsored

For a female to have large breasts, only because she is/they are fat.

The size of a girl's breasts are "sponsored" by the fat.

1."Her boobs are huge dude!" "Yeah but she's totally sponsored."

2."Dude her tits are sponsored." "Haha! Yeah I know."

by Baller Status March 19, 2008

Mumford and Sons

A band that tries way too hard to sound 19th century Irish. Like Murphy's Oil Soap, the band has a name that your father recognizes but has never knew was a band. A typical British band that overplays their accent to break through the music (typically you can't hear British accents in songs). A bunch of 40 year olds acting like they're from some obscure town in Northern England 1858.

Pimple-faced teenage who works at McDonalds: "Hey Dad, can I have a few bucks for Mumford and Sons"?

Angry Father in a white t-shirt washing his car: "Sure, son. Just make sure you get you get the largest bottle you can. I need these tires to SHINE!"

by Dpnowell June 12, 2011

Spensah

an extremely annoying manga loving cock of a man, often found breaking into dorm buildings uninvited. He also gets off on asian chicks and enjoys everything japanese.

A unknown man walks down a dorm hall.
Student: Who let that spensah in?

by JJem0808 February 5, 2009