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Spongebob

Used in the trap or hood as a reference to crack cocaine.
Damn, you know that bitch is a fiend.

I had her in the trap, bowing down all night for that spongebob.
by 'Ol Dirty Bruno December 28, 2018
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Spongejob

A sexual reference as to what Spongebob and Patrick do together.
Spongebob: Hey Patrick. I'm Ready, I'm Ready!
Patrick: Good! I <3 spongejobs!
by Trong eh Dore March 15, 2010
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oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?
by The Real Driller June 5, 2016
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spongebob

cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head
My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an ear cream pie.
by creamsoduh November 1, 2007
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Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo
"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"
by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011
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Spongebob

a yellow laughing sponge that lives under the sea
who works at the krust crab and likes to jelly fish, also one of my favortie cartoons untill new episodes began to make him dummer, and more violent.
Hey did you watch spongebob last night?
by rckitlow November 20, 2009
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spongeboob

1:)An idiot. A boob,but who happens to be a fan of the Spongebob Squarepants show.

2:)The perfect breast. Not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. Sponge-like but brilliant. Like a mix betwixt Milla Jovovich's (Pre Preg) and those of Katy Perry.
Bernard: Yo, Mike, you see Spongeboob?
Mike: What? The cartoon?
Bernard: No, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that Subaru.
Mike: What? Where?
Bernard: The one over there cranking that jack now.
Mike: Where man?
Bernard: Fucking THERE! The one whose just spilled all that fucking Castrol GTX on her overalls. Look, she's the one taking off her over...alls.
Mike: We looking at the same garage?
Bernard: Hmm? She's rubbing it off.
Mike: Ooooh, the girl in the RED cap! I see her now. Hey, that's not Cas...trol...thats...Wigwam..qual...this is sweet. (They high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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