Sumner

Isn’t that how your hypergamy is supposed to work? She did what women do. How is that not exactly how hypergamy works?

Hym “Right but I thought she was supposed to be able to choose whoever she wants? Are you saying that women shouldn’t choose certain men in certain contexts and that if they do they should be ‘held accountable’ socially and publicly instead of defended? Nooo. That can’t possibly be the case. Oh! She should be sorry!? Sorry for fucking someone consensually. You can criticize the fact that this Sumner chick decided to put him publicly but... we all would have heard about it either way right? Like, if she did what you wanted, and she went to the wife (privately), we all would have found out about it. Right? Adam Levine cheats on his wife with an instagram model and now they’re getting divorced. We would have found out about it either way. The headlines are the same either way. The outcome is the same either way. So it isn’t ‘how she (fucking) went about it.’ It’s the retard fucking behind the back of their people who would take issue with it that is the ‘wrong’ part. If ANY celebrity gets divorced or cheats on their wives we’re all going to hear about it. It’s free content. Sponge it up. Without remorse. You’re the good ones and anyone who doesn’t do what you want is evil. Because that’s how morality works.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

Boomer Sooner

What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!

Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!

by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021

Leon Sommer

Leon Sommer is a big fat retard who has autism.

You act alot like Leon Sommer

by Ponzur November 16, 2022

Somervillain

A person married to a Somerville.

The Somervillains will be there.

by Choosan October 6, 2006

the sooners

PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl

Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl

Sooners suck there streak of beating the Longhorns is doen this year

by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005

Soner

A nice albanian name

pershendetje soner je e bukur

by Sexypexymrxt March 22, 2022

Somerville

A very small town in north-central Alabama that nobody has heard of. Small population that consists of rednecks and farms.

Somerville is the best place to be during 4th of July

by Alabamaftw April 1, 2011