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music snob

someone (me) who believes that their music taste is all defining. which, obviously, it is.
you like metallica. you suck. you like eighties matchbox. you rule.
music snob by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004
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music snob

Someone who really cares about music, and thinks it's so very sad the way it has been cloned, processed and sullied by huge corporations. Also music snobs really care about the fact that everyone walks, talks, and acts the same and that individuality is dead. They are only trying to help you when they mention bands that you should listen to, and are only trying to help THE WORLD when they tell you you are acting like a sheep. It's too bad you can't see that, but you're already sucked in too far into the machine.
" Oh, you're buying the new Beyonce? I wonder if you REALLY like her, or if you just think you have to because everyone else does. This worries me. I'm a music snob and I'm concerned for your happiness and future."
music snob by musicmonkey April 13, 2013

Music Snob

Someone who has dedicated many years to studying and practicing complex forms of music, thereby giving them the ability to easily identify repetitive themes that are constantly recycled and resold in today's popular music.
Did you know that Rachel Platten's "Fight Song" and Katy Perry's "Roar" are the same song? I'm a music snob.
Music Snob by Sick Sick Kid December 20, 2019

Picture Snob 

A picture snob is one who often takes pictures of people and places but not including themselves in the photos.

They also then keep the photos and will not distribute them to all the people who often ask over and over for them.
Question.
Hey man, can I get those photos you took of us last week to put on <insert favorite social networking site> so all my homies can peep me?

Answer. NO, get a real life!

Reply. Man you are such a picture snob.
Picture Snob by GoaT_RopeR September 15, 2009

genital snob 

genital snob: man or woman hates or refuses to give oral sex
I might have to break up with my boyfriend,he's a genital snob,he's no fun and pleasure in bed.
genital snob by 4shoeaddict April 22, 2011

Boring Snob 

Any person who sits there dryly listening to your best efforts at conversation all the while looking as though they couldn't care less whether your presence was there or not.
A boring snob can be found at any "upper class" social event found lazily drinking their alcohol, taking pictures with expensive cameras, while discussing the Ivy league they attended.

If you approach someone wearing boat shoes and they can hardly talk without addressing how "crazy" and "outgoing" you are, these are probably snobs. Due to mostly the fact that they have their heads so far up their own butts they rarely get out and enjoy life with the rest of us.

The worst thing about boring snobs is that they are so incapable of carrying on any form of conversation that doesn't have to do with skiing or how their high paying job just can't do anything right at the cooperate level. Really...
Boring Snob by Middle Class Act October 23, 2011