Jon Snow

Someone who knows nothing.

"You know nothing, Jon Snow"

by Xxxdepy July 24, 2016

snorg tees

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.

Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."

by Mickey W. May 21, 2008

snorgtees whore

The bitch in the ad below.

Check out the Snorgtees whore in the ad below.

by Snorgtees Geez April 17, 2010

snow day

A gift from God.

School was closed today because of a snow day.

by Kranse January 27, 2004

dog snot

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..

Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

snoopys

creative way of describing bosom's also know as breast.

the Brazilian girl had a great set of Snoopys that where held up by the chyna doll swimsuit .

by protecturpistol January 24, 2012

snownami

When it is snowing so damn much you cant even see a thing.

OMFG, it's a fricken snownami outside!

by Sexa February 22, 2009