phase shift

1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.

2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.

1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."

2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."

by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010

Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush

Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life

by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016

Red-Shift

An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.

Ah shit, I feel light-headed. 4 pills was too many. I think I'm gettin' a red-shift.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019

Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.

The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.

by CircularLogic June 2, 2011

propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

shift knob

Noun: The object at the end of a shift lever in a manual transmission car, usually made from vinyl, leather, or metal, depending on either the manufacturer's or owner's taste.

That shift knob is pure bling.
My new shift knob is lighter and helps me shift gears better.

by celicaman November 26, 2006