Scavenger Swagg

Extreme ability to scavenge to benefit thy self. Items being Scavenged can range to some hot pussy, to some dank chicken nuggets from chick-fil-a.

Person A: "Yo man you going to eat all those nuggets?"
Person B: "No man dig in."
Person A: (says to himself) "Scavenger Swagg"

by ScavengerSwagBL October 2, 2011

The screen savers

A Show that has almost no adult supervision since two-thirds of the cast quit/got pinkslipped, and sometimes has no adult supervision at all.
Yoshi doesn't count as adult supervision, as he uses sharp objects & things that blow up.

The old screen savers was better than the new.

by Brisk July 11, 2004

Cool Cat saves the kids

A questionable film about an overgrown man-child in a cat costume named cool cat. Cool Cat bands together with his Master, Daddy Derek as they set out to stop bullying. Which Ironically, The director does to any reviewer of his masterpiece.

Throughout the film, they are terrorized by an overweight blonde kid named Butch. Butch makes cool cat cry, so Daddy Derek turns the lights low, puts on the smooth jazz, and rubs lubricant all over himself as he allows cool cat to punish him for being such a naughty human.

Then, the questionable family goes to the Hollywood parade to advertise their next film: Cool Cat Loves you (in more than one way).

“Dude, Have you seen cool cat saves the kids?”

“Oh yeah! Daddy Derek is a genius!”

by Don’tworry April 8, 2018

god save the queen

one of three songs

1. national anthem of england and all great britain

2. a pretty great punk song by the Sex Pistols

3. a pretty great guitar orchestration piece by Queen

"oh man i love this song!"
"which song"
"god save the queen"
"that's 3 songs you fool

by soontobepresjoe January 1, 2005

flavour saver

It is a moustache grown to retain vaginal secreations long after oral sex is performed on your sweet bitch. Use these leftovers whenever needed. WARNING: do not use dayolds may be hazardous to your health.

Man I could really go for eating a pussy right now good thing I grew in a flavour saver to hold me over till I see my bitch again.

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

To save my life

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.

I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.

by History! November 29, 2016

Save water

What you say to a partner when you would like to shower with them. Sometimes seen as conserve water

"Christina, the average person uses 17 gallons of water when showering, why don't we save water."

by Needlestick October 23, 2017