No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009

Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.

"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."

by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

Sausage King

A sausage king is someone who dies the most in games. They 'go down for sausage' (penis). since the dead enemies are on the floor underneath them.

Used in FPS. (First Person Shooters)

I don't wanna be the sausage king! aaaah sausage!

by icarusinmyblood August 6, 2011

sausage fart

A nasty pungent fart produced when someone eats too much meat, usually pork and usually spicy

"Oh shit chase won't stop sausage farting, it's making my eyes water"

by TrashyDankStank March 2, 2015

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

Sausage Filled Hot Pocket

Shoven the old cock in the vagina

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.

Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle

by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008