Priya Shastri

Often known as a piglet usually with a giant ass forehead. Capable of being mug time to time but is incapable of being competent in solving numerical problems.

Me: can you believe I got an F in math?!?!
Friend: omdsss ur such a Priya Shastri do I know u

by Shadow90 February 8, 2019

shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

by LeDouche December 9, 2008

Shasta

For a girl: Boobs.
For a guy: Penis.

That girl has shasta's.
That guy has a shasta.

by YourFather September 24, 2006

Slast

noun: Derived from the words "slow" and "past". An outadated and uptight ritual, routine or unappealing fashion that some women believe is worth the mental and physical energy for a better standard of living, but isn't, as it never contributes to anything in any useful way.
politically incorrect syn: gay
adj: slasty/

Royal Dalton figurines, sitting uncomfortably with legs crossed at the ankles and tucked to one side when wearing a skirt, pleated pants up at the waist, saying "chesterfield" when you can just say couch.

Mag: " Goodness, don't you think nursing in public is so unladylike"?
Julie: " Um, and don't you think you're being totally slasty"?

Vivien: " We should put on our lipsticks quickly before our husbands come back with the croissants".

Amy: "That's so slasty".

by jaysensi May 13, 2010

sasti

a dance move tha can only be done by one person

Can you do the sasti?

by Ulyssess January 13, 2008

Snastrophe

A Snastrophe is the equivalent of a bro in the normal world, to bros. Therefore, a bro's bro. Usually carries a negative connotation.

Hey, bra, she's a total snastrophe, don't do it bra.

by Mosh Anerys March 23, 2011

Sasto

When you don't use an iPhone and don't make typos either and when you're not living like Juni. Basically, you're a sasto if you don't @LiveLikeJuni. Came to existence on 26th August, 2017 on Pakistani twitter at sharp 1:15 pm.

"rich people do these mistakes cuz they're using iphones. deal with it. sasto."- @liveLikeJuni

by Fay_alif August 26, 2017