sargasum

A sarcastic orgasm. When you reach the climax of your sarcastic comments.

Omg yesterday I totally had a sargasum.

by Purplepoprocks5 January 19, 2016

snag hag

When someone is hiking in the woods and comes across a fallen tree on the trail, called a "snag"—instead of being able to cleanly manuever around the snag, they get tripped up by it. That person has become a snag hag.

Dude, just step over the damn trunk. You're embarrassing me, you snag hag.

Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.

by Little_M August 22, 2016

snag me

Way to say you need a ride from someone. Commonly said in carpooling communities.

"Hey can you snag me on the way to soccer practice?"
- Yah forsure, ill grab you on the way

by ajaustin July 25, 2017

Shargler

A shart gargler, as in one who gargles sharts. An individual who is particularly despicable or dastardly.

His repeated failure to condemn blatant acts of discrimination has solidified his place in history as a grade A shargler.

by Richard Precum October 10, 2017

Snag a dart

Phrase often used by 21 year old douchebags when asking to bum a ciggarette

Hey bra can I snag a dart

by Crmtwokayfive May 15, 2018

Sarges Sex Tape

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped

I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019

Snag a bracelet

The Snagging of a bracelet is the act of taking someone's virginity when you're not a virgin. After this act occurs a friend is obligated to make the snagger, a bracelet.

Ex: "Oh my god you see that bracelet on Ashley's wrist? She snagged it from Richard!

"Hey, I'm about to go Snag a Bracelet"

by HAM2019 February 12, 2019