Snail Hail

Why this Why not This Hey Why is There so Much Capital letter So Bye Capital Letters Bye "K" Mom

don't in hail yo Snail Hail Please

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly

We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.

by All day 1978 May 3, 2021

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

Snail Trap

A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.

I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?

by Harleequeen23 April 25, 2019