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smuggling watermelons

A term used to describe someone that is pregnant, because of their engorged stomach.
Dude, that pregnant girl is so big it looks like she is smuggling watermelons.
by Fifi13 July 4, 2010
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muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.
by jokitier December 1, 2011
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Butt smuggling the midnight salami

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."
by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015
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Smeg Smuggler

A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.
by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017
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Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
by RichardT January 31, 2008
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Smugma

1) A cocky bacteria.

2) A form of describing an arrogant person by equating them with the cheese-like bacteria that accumulates beneath the foreskin of an unclean/unhygienic person.
Person A: What is up with that guy? He won't even stop talking on his bluetooth headset while the server takes his order!

Person B: Smugma.
by mercury895 November 18, 2010
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