jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.

Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

Pickle-Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.

Hey, did you see that pickle-smoocher, David Dil Doe's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?

by Davey Dil Doe December 26, 2011

swoochie

pretty much a sweaty hoochie

a swoochie is a hoochie of a 14 year old girl in a hot area like hawaii who gets sweaty from swimming and ultimate frisbee

by nature valley April 16, 2007

eastcoast smoothie

when a male eats a marshmellow out of a female's butt hole

hey did you hear about jason?
The Ginger?
Yea, he gave brian an eastcoast smoothie!
Really?
Yea, its on his facebook

by S.MClaxer April 18, 2008

Alabama Smoothie

When a man skull-fucks a woman until she pukes all over his cock, then uses the puke as lubricant to fuck her ass and/or pussy.

"My man pulled an Alabama Smoothie last night."

"How was it?"

"puke feels good in your ass!"

by alabamanator October 28, 2009