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toilet smasher

by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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Fanny Smashers

For two lesbians to pile drive each others fanny's with their own for sexual pleasures
Let's do the fanny smash like the fanny smashers that we are!
by Rusoe September 29, 2008
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Smashex

A Smashex is Royal Naval slang for a night out on the town involving a lot of drinking and merry making. Some sailors take this as an excuse to drink till they pass out or in some extreme case pass out and piss and shit themselves.

A Smashex is often the cause of a sailor being late for work the next day because he woke up far away from his ship in the bed of a very ugly woman or in other cases in hospital.
Alright shipmate! You up for a Smashex tonight?

Hell aye! I'm gonna drink till I shit myself!
by Xenophon7.92 July 11, 2010
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Celebrity Smasher

A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.
"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."
by Atlzone3 November 2, 2009
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snapper smashers

The act of two females smashing their vaginas (Snappers) together for sexual pleasure.
Them too ladies are Snapper Smashers.

I have always wanted to take home a couple of Snapper Smashers
by Bigboy-33 September 3, 2013
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stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising
Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
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spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"
Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!
by Dynamize February 14, 2006
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