smacking and whacking

Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.
by Jaymez Renhcel January 25, 2018
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Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.
"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"
by That's some bad hat harry April 23, 2011
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Smack Happy

The period of time when tiredness hits before you fall asleep and you feel really energetic and loopy.
She was really hyper and made no sense before she passed out because she was so smack happy.
by lilly may October 22, 2009
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Smack dab

To position ones self, or an object like your rusty old car, in a place that is not only open and clearly visible to all, it is unavoidably in just about everyone's way.
"You can't miss him, he's over there, parked in his POS Volvo, smack dab in the middle of the road!"

or

"Be careful, someone left a banana peal smack dab on the hallway floor just outside that nasty Professor Dippy Shittsforbrains' science lab!"
by BettyBoobs_69 September 15, 2006
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Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.
I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.
by Lance Hosell June 06, 2006
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bitch smacked

To take the back of your fist and knock the holy shit out of some one. Particularly to some one who is being a dumb shit or a douche.

Step 1- Pick a target.
Step 2- Close your fist.
Step 3- Pull back.
Step 4- Release all the strength and strike the bitch across the mouth!
Dude I just bitch smacked my dum ass neighbor. It was epic!
by yopimp January 14, 2012
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smack junkie

a particularly grimey individual who is addicted to an injectable mind-altering substance such as heroin, usually found outside local pubs and pizzarias, reeking of burnt hair, liquor, and human fecal matter
Hey, get your shit together, you needle-feedin' smack junkie!!
by kingkoopa1387 June 19, 2013
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