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slodgey

Usually a person with the name starting with s.... And most commenly german, they allways have the urge to insert fruit such as "pineapples" into there anus. And 99% of these special creatures are homosexuals
Slodgey
by Fredo321 November 13, 2013
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slouster

to kiss in a slobbery way.
I kissed her in a slobbery way, it was a slouster.
by Creamcookie;) April 26, 2014
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sloud Slouder slouch Sloading. sload Slough slounge slout slod slopdog

Slopdog

'Slopdog' is a sloppy poo, common after a big night 'on the piss' (drinking alcohol).
See also 'grog bog' or 'runny bum'
Azza - "Aw, mate... I just checked your snapchat and that was fucking disgusting."
Bazza - "Oath, mate. Had a big night on the tinnies, mate, I had some slop fall out of me aye, it was actually a bit of a 'slopdog'."
Azza - "It really was. My mother got it too, you're a cunt."
by Scottchya May 14, 2014
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Sloadie

A slow roadie (road cyclist) that couldn’t catch a cold if said cold was running backwards.

Prerequisites: bike will have skinny tyres and drop bars, rider will possess an innate inability to travel faster than 15mph (10mph if wet) and be oblivious to their status as little more than street furniture.

See also: matching pro team lycra kit, panniers

Typical Behaviour: will meander slowly down the middle of wide cycle lanes defeating all attempts from other cyclists to overtake. If when reaching a junction the light is red, the Sloadie will position itself in front of all other cyclists then proceed to move off slowly on green having neglected to choose an appropriate gear. Often this will be accompanied with several failed attempts to “clip in” to the pedals they bought 18 months ago but still haven’t quite got the hang of yet.
Sorry I’m late, I got stuck behind a Sloadie
by Donkey Wrong January 23, 2016
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Slouting

Slouting is the act of slyly rating someone on their appearance when amongst peers.

This is done by having a code known only amongst your friend group so when you see someone you can 'slout' them to your friends without anyone catching on.
Can be extremely effective at coordinating groups when on the pull with mates
Aww mate, what would you slout her?
She's mint, lads help me slout her
Shall we go out and do a bit of Slouting today?
by vocabulary_king March 5, 2016
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Slonde

"Hey look, I hate that slonde"

"She's such a slonde"
by Baeemax October 7, 2016
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Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.
Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.
by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017
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