a sloppy, unmaintained vagina, often containing camel toe, excessive pubic hair, roast beef curtains or rendering a low-tide like stench.
by BenJammin484 March 1, 2007
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Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
Get the Slobbering Garfunkel mug.Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
by Niffboy3 June 18, 2010
Get the Slomber mug.Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"
"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"
"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"
"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"
"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.
by Jackie826 January 15, 2011
Get the cell phone snobbery mug.An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).
Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"
by jackieo826 January 17, 2011
Get the cell phone snobbery mug.Slobberknocker(s) - The mammary condition resulting from a session of open-mouthed motorboating. Saliva will invariably be knocked out of the motorboater's mouth onto the motorboatee's breasts; thus, "slobberknocker(s)".
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