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Slippery Snail

(n.) the female version of the tea bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.
Scraddy can't tea bag because he has no balls. Instead his girl gave him a slippery snail.
by Chiapete August 27, 2007
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Slippery Dick

-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont
-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.
by Mad Mike October 9, 2004
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Shipper

a person who supports a relationship between two people, real or fictional.
I'm a Delena shipper.
by nationalanthem February 26, 2013
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slippin

Being off guard and careless on the streets; puttin yourself in a position where you're vulnerable.
1. Cuh you can't be out there slippin dog, them cops be on a brutha.

2. Person 1: Do you really go out with Peter?
Person 2: you musta caught me slippin, cuh!
by tellmewhen2gocuh December 20, 2008
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skipping

The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!

Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.

Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.

Skipping is under-rated and you know it.
Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.

*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*
by PeteThePirate April 22, 2005
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Shipping

This is most ofter used on tumblr by fandoms. Fandoms will ship everything and anything. Shipping comes from the word relationSHIP. Basically it is when you want a fictional character, real-life person, or cartoon people to be together. People often write fanfictions about their favorite ship, called their OTP.
Person 1: Wow I totally ship michellie!!
Person 2: OH MY GOD NO I SHIP DELLIE!!
Person 3: wait how can you ship a person isn't that illegal to send them with UPS or something?
Person 2: No i want them as a couple. It's called Shipping.
by npts December 11, 2012
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holivia shipper

a dumbass who doesnt have a life.
Holivia shipper: omg i ship harry and olivia so much
Literally every larrie:
Niall:
Liam:
Zayn:
Louis
Harry:
Niall's food
Obama:
The whole universe:
by YourLocalLarryShipper March 17, 2022
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