soft serve swirl

A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"

"Wow, that sure was a nice soft serve swirl, Steve."

by soft serve guy January 2, 2008

Served

to be put on notice; to be called out. to be served is an open invitation to serve back. unless you can serve back in equal or better fashion, then you got owned and have been bumped in ranking. to be served originates from being served with documents that you need to appear in court.

Me and my b-boy crew were pop-lockin and chillin, then this other crew came up and tried to serve us, but we had better moves, so those bitches got served back and owned.

by BlaznFattyz December 30, 2005

Translate server error

A famous Chinese restaurant popularised during the 2008 Olympics. Possibly named after a failed attempt to use online translation service to produce an English name for the maison.

- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Do they serve bugs there?

by Tom Gore October 16, 2008

serviced

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

tom servo

tom servo is the reb gumball machine robot on the critically acclaimed tv show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. He makes most of the comments that have deep meaning, being built with a philosophical side.

tom servo just made fun of that guy by quoting einstiens theroy of relativity.

by Mike December 3, 2004

Thank you for your service.

What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.

Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.

" Thank you for your service., but unfortunately I am not able to help you."

by Tanks4nutin October 8, 2020

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 3, 2003