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bb situation 

When a girl has a hot body but not a face to match
A brown bag (bb) is used to prevent you from looking at her while mashing
Look that girls got a hot body shame about the face definatly a bb situation

Sucky situation

The secretion (usually sudden )of milk from a woman's breast and the unease or embarrassment she feels when this happens in public.
Ann was unable to continue her conversation with her friends because she realized her blouse was stained thanks to a sucky situation
Sucky situation by Stosus June 15, 2018

Yoda situation 

A situation or other event in which only the outcome matters

LIFTS situation 

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

cesar situation 

when a straight person is constantly surrounded by gay people; is a part of friend group that is primarily gay
β€œis this person fruity or is it jus a cesar situation ?”
cesar situation by tonuspokus December 11, 2020

Alabama situation 

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.