Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Simi is a fucking beast

by Bierke September 9, 2020

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SIMilarity

A way that two or more cell phones are alike.

One SIMilarity is dat wireless reception totally sucks in certain areas.

by QuacksO November 10, 2020

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Simit

Turkish sesame ring-shaped bread.

Black tea and simit are the best couple ever.

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Simian Jimmy

Mumkey Jones' new username following the ban of his Youtube channel in December of 2018. He is known most for his Mumkey's Anime Reviews and Elliot Rodger series, but now he has moved on to several different series, such as History of Humanities, the Depression Chamber, and Is it Kino?, for example. He does podcasts on the TrashRats channel, formerly known as State of the Youtube, and his channel called TM&BS, which stands for the Mumkey and Bigs show. His real name is Tyler and he was born on July 13, 1995.

Simian Jimmy is a good Youtuber.

by 111111111111131111111111111111 March 3, 2021

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