Shmitz

The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.

In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.

I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz

by Enriad March 4, 2011

Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019

Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010

Shmitten

A drunken kitten

After my newly born kitten got into my poorly stashed alcohol cabinet, she was shmitten all night.

by Shmitten August 2, 2011

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008

Scimiter

WELL, Shi*t or feaces.

Ill Be Back In Two Minutes, Im just off for a scimiter.

by Will Mclean January 21, 2004

SIITH

Shoot It In The Head

Sometimes used in reference to rebooting a server.

"With that server, If you can SIITH when you get in, that would be great."

by RegRipper January 12, 2009