Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

Siimpllyna

very emotional, short as hell, 7/10 on edits, but can be the BEST mutual, very kindhearted and helpful (sometimes) oh and antisocial asf

p1: hey have you seen siimpllyna?
p2: no, should i check her out?
p1: ofc! she has the funniest, yet cringiest tiktoks ever!!

by miraculous betch November 18, 2021

simister

A Simister is a term for a male that loves male ass holes.

Man that guy sure is a Simister, he must love to look at man ass.

I’m sure he’d like to tongue punch that man’s ass hole

by Robert Chavez November 19, 2021

Simin

Myrrr

Simin

by Myrrr November 21, 2021

Simin

2005 to 2021 ballon d ór winner, master chef Australia 2019, America has got talent 2017, uefa player of the year award x7, púskãs award x3, Oscar award x2, Guinness book of records, Asian book of records, limca book of records, British academy film awards 2012, ithu ellam vayichavan oombi,denk you

Simin

by Myrrr November 21, 2021

Simino

Simino is a very handsome boy, he will always protect you and be the best father in the world. He is a bit roundy but don't worry, Simino is one of the agile beings in the universe. When he sleeps he becomes 10x his normal weight, so that it's impossible to move him and some times he snores. You can always trust Simino, he will never betray you <3.

Simino is a beautiful meow meow

by @ilgronchi November 21, 2021

Simioni

Simionis are usually attracted to math and they are for sure blonde. They talk faster than a car and in one time you like them, but sometimes you hate them so much that you want to kill them. They are friend with people named: Rala, Svetla, Vila, Joni and Krumcho Vulcho. They hate kids and if you ever tell them something that's not related to math they start yelling at you and call you a crocodile.

"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"

"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "

by Doyoung and joni soulmates November 21, 2021