scuttabucket

a ghetto ass bitch who think she is the shit with some dirty ass feet, a bunch kids(and they all got different daddies), dropped out of school in the 8th grade, and will still be on welfare at the of 35. Oh! and sell her foodstamps.

That scuttabucket can't even spell foodstamps.

by biggurlw August 3, 2007

space shuttle door gunner

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.

"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"

by Macman37 October 16, 2005

shattered

shattered to have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol

ian calling his mum to pick him up at 3am: hey ma! can you come and pick me up! im shattered!

by blossmmm January 23, 2005

Shattle

To poo

"I think I just shattled my pants . . ."

by Nuht September 10, 2009

Shutter shades

Usually plastic glasses with horizontal pieces of plastic going across. in place of actual lenses, which totally defeats the purpose of the glasses. They were originally made popular in the 80's, which is contrary to popular belief because of a dipfuck named Kanye West. Now everybody thinks the glasses are his, but in reality, he's an unoriginal fuck.

Megafuck: I lyk dez kany e wess shutter shadesglasses dey koo.

by optimus primate. December 4, 2011

scuttlebug

verb: - the act of placing or attempting to place one's testicles inside the anus or vagina of a female sex partner.

Can also be used as a noun.

"I was going to scuttlebug her, but I decided to go wounded dove instead."

by cumberfucker March 10, 2008

shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by TK November 12, 2004