Schnitzel

Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.

Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!

Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!

by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017

shnit

another way for saying shit without getting in trouble by the Russian Revolution (look up Russian Revolution for the definition).

"Holy shnit i forgot the math homework!"

by breast grabber January 25, 2005

Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

schnitz

to tattle to the moderator of an internet message board regarding a certain poster or thread when you are unwilling or unable to handle the situation yourself.

"______ schnitzed on me by emailing the mod."

by dave486 February 24, 2010

shitz

See shits

"My car broke down, isn't that the shitz!"

by x January 31, 2003

shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

schnitzel

1. n Traditional Jewish poultry dish; chicken or turkey breast is pounded thin, breaded, and fried.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.

Yo I schnitzeled that ho, she was totally coated!

by vampirekilla April 22, 2008