shlare

best minecraft hentai gamer girl WW

yo, you just got sniped by a shlare

by Shlare December 3, 2020

shlare

shlare means when you get flown on and you scream at him for not dodging well.

shlare why didnt you dodge the fly hacker!

by desiyn February 10, 2021

shlarbingus

Used when talking trash to someone on the internet.

"He's such a shlarbingus dude!"

by DunderDuck March 24, 2021

Shlarpality

An extinct type 2.74 civilization that met it's end in the Sombrero Galaxy about 2.7 million years ago. These species would have looked similiar to the Schplarbo (from Will McDaniel's video about trying candy from other dimensions). Their ruins could still be found. Decaying Space-Ports and Dyson Spheres along as very exploded and mined out planets.

"Some Scientists say that Shlarpality would have been friends with Vermicious Knids if they weren't evil bitches"
"Shlarpality is native to the planet, Otulp, a frozen hell-hole with acid-rain"
"Shlarpality would have spoken telepathically and been a territorial species that would have likely killed humanity if they were alive while our lifetimes."

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

shlarpa

An ugly female (usually out of shape and badly put together) who tries to be sexy.

Did you see that shlarpa that he was with? Oh, so gross, she was filthy, I feel sick.

by Angus Tasmania November 22, 2021

Shlarg

The shit beneath the school soap dispenser

I fored Jimmy to lick the shlarg

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Shlarg

An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.

1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”

by TheElkman June 29, 2023