single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

single surplus

The surplus of money that comes after a break-up. Often spent on new clothing and electronics. Only applies to working males.

Girl: Wow, nice new clothes you got there!
Guy: Thanks, spent my single surplus money on them.

by deckardk February 19, 2011

Single Step Jenks

Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem

I had too much five star Thai last night and now this morning I am producing Single Step Jenks

by joestealthmode October 5, 2016

single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019

International single people's day

On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂

International single people's day is today

by Sherbi February 13, 2020

Married single mother

A married woman who does all the childrearing, chores, providing for the family while her husband does not raise a finger to help. A term coined by youtuber Cynthia G

“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”

by LadyDivest May 1, 2023

Mr. Single

Inner fuck boy tha most men posses. Usually has the worst and best luck with woman. Term commonly used in Terrebonne.

Basit: Oh Samson your such a mister single today!
Carl: I dont get any girl, sure wish I was Mr. Single!

by Bazzare! December 10, 2019