Shamoseph

Shamoseph - My Brother/Friend. Derived in two part saying: Bo Selecta 'Shamoan' and a reference to biblical Caltholosism; Moses and Joseph Christ.

Dane - "Blud, I know i dont say this enough yeah... but i love you man."

Carton- - " You're my Shamosheph, like truley."

Dane - "Safe."

Greeting - "Shamoseph brother!"

by Delegation is Key. July 26, 2010

Shamorty

A short and Funny girl. Most of the time good looking.

Did you see that girl back there? she was a shamorty!

by YouStinkLikeMoose June 29, 2011

shamolions

slang word for money

nice jacket...yeah i picked it up for 20 shamolions...bargain!

by ladybird6917 November 6, 2012

shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.

Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...

by word jockey August 21, 2013

Shamoooo

A fat whale that looks like a heifer

Omg look at Kristen she looks like Shamoooo

by It's secret April 25, 2015

shamoo puppy

A submissive role playing character with the face (mask) of a dog and the body of a utility cleaning device.

"I'm thinking about turning my boyfriend into a Shamoo Puppy tonight."

"That's intense, don't be too rough on him!"

"I might, but the whole apartment's gonna be clean by the time we're done! ;)"

by BoldGold January 2, 2016

shamoof

Usually someone who plays lacrosse and is named Carson. A shamoof tends to say things that nobody cares about, talks about his cousins a lot, and Most of all he has long hair.

Did you see Geoff the other day?

Yeah he looked like a shamoof

by Joepodz March 20, 2016