shank

Shank is a slut or something very dirty.

"That girl is such shank, I don't know why he's still dating her"

"This car is such shank, it won't even start"

by b.o.n.e July 28, 2005

SHANK

When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'

Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.

by Anal Ainzworth January 14, 2009

shank

To steal, especially with a stab-like motion. It's normally a quick, smooth motion, or one unseen. It however can loosely be applied to stealing in any form.

Ha! Shanked your apple!

by Boozzz November 2, 2010

shank

A SHit wANK :- The combination of having a shit, and a wank at the same time. Some have argued it to be a 'SHower wANK' but this is not the case as that is an old skool shank.

Jarrell: "Yall, this party is shiit u know, fucky, I'm gonna shank on their parents bed"

Alfie: "Seeeen"

by Jay Jay Okocha May 19, 2007

shank

when your friends come into your house and take off their shoes and you can smell the stink so bad you want them out of your house.

Aw, dood, ur shank is so bad! put ur shoes away!!

by Macoockeron March 24, 2008

shank

in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke

Ahhh, you got shanked cuh!

by shankee1234 October 18, 2010

shank

to have a wank whilst having a shit

ben are u having a shank? cos i can hear u slapping and it smells like shit.

by schmena June 19, 2008