shampi

1. What you call your friend Sami, cause Shampi sounds so much better...
2. How you greet your friend Shampi - the customary reply is Berra! Especially if you are called Isobel...

Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!

by Berra January 13, 2005

urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.

Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?

by Dayringer October 25, 2004

shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

by G Freezy March 8, 2009

samp

a verb which stands for playing San Andreas MuliPlayer.

Zelly: Yo sup dudes, it´s so fucking boring lets go samp!
Cyles: Hell yeah we gon blast on them noobs!!!

by SMD Prod August 21, 2007

ShamPow

(v.) The act of brutally beating a hooker for personal enjoyment while mopping up her blood with the super absorbant, "Shamwow".
Typically your name has to be Vince Shlomi, however exceptions can be made for those who nearly kill the bitch.

SHAMPOW!! YOU KNOW THE GERMANS MAKE GOOD STUFF!! WATCH ME SOP UP BE BLOOD WITH NO MILDEW.

by ArchimageFan666 March 30, 2009

Sampson

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....

"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?

by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012

soy sauce shampoo

a shampoo used by hot asian girls that makes their hair smell like soy sauce.

Molly wanted to go to the school dance but she couldnt without her trademark soy sauce shampoo smell.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006