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senoritis

A rare form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where the afflicted insist upon wearing a sombrero and playing mariachi music
kid: oh noes, grandpa gots teh senoritis!
grandpa: move aside chico and pass me the tequila~
by Tentacle Mike August 30, 2008
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Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.
Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.
by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009
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senorito

Typically used to refer to a male Hispanic virgin esp. one that is older and is either afraid of women or saving himself for marriage. A senorito is usually very sensitive and emotional.
Hola senorito, have you had those calluses removed from your palm yet?
by Senorito August 4, 2007
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homeland security

When niggas defend their turf like your mom guarding a sandwich... honkey
Don't touch my fried chicken, I'll get all homeland security on yo ass...
by _ June 3, 2003
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security area 10

codeword from bar-room speak, means : 'watch out, there's a hot person entering the bar!' .
bartender: security area 10, here comes a stunner! .
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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mall security

The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.
mall security banned me from the mall for a year and arrested me.
by Just an Angry Person November 2, 2009
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level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.
after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.
by nani pilikia February 20, 2005
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