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Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds
Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night
by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019
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Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010
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The_Silly_Salmon

by chargeoverprice69 May 2, 2020
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Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
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big fat salmon of knowledge

popularly known as fintan hamilton or the carhartt meuca, he is currently living in spain, in a town called Meucaland, where around a hundred meuques are around him every day. his big fat cock has become one of the most dangerous weapons nowadays.
this big fat salmon of knowledge screws meuques daily
by MeucHamilton January 24, 2023
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Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
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