Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources
My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.
by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024
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secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"
by Polokid246 November 21, 2017
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security

u should get a security guard or smtg
by bebzlabz December 10, 2021
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Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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Security Coochie

The act of hooking up with a girl while telling them you are dealing with personal issues that prevent you from committing to a relationship.
Tim told Arielle he didn’t want to be more than FWB because he’s still dealing with emotional issues. He prefers to just get some security coochie.
by Decoy Kamikaze May 09, 2022
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PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 08, 2022
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security checkpoint

never let Joe into any public building without passing him through one of these first.
security checkpoint guard: hold up there, "pal"(Joe), nobody gets in but through this here security checkpoint. now lets see that bag there.
by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022
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