Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you

Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)

by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020

sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.

Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.

by sepearl24 May 30, 2018

sherwood park mall security

mall security which doesn’t know how to do their jobs, all they do is kick teenagers out for “loitering” everyone pretty much goes here to deal drugs, vape, or fight.

sherwood park mall security: TiMe oUt! you need to leave if your not buying anything!

teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay

by whitesuburbia April 11, 2019

A Girl's Secret Dream

It's when a guy takes his shirt off in front of a girl or a group of girls and sings a song with just the lyrics "du" over and over again.

Hey, Nick, I am gonna do A girl's Secret Dream to McKayla over there. It is gonna SO funny.

by Paul Mchorny November 11, 2020

peace, freedom, justice, and security

The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.

Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.

Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands

by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008

Secret Underground Rave Party

Secret Underground Rave Parties are the best parties to have. They are underground somewhere, usually have techno, glowsticks, & alcohol involved. Since these parties are awesome & secretative, you must be on the list, know someone there, or be cool. Usually there might be a couple rockstars involved doing cocaine in the back.

Guy: Hey, you want to go to a Secret Underground Rave Party with my Friday night?
Girl: Uhh, you got invited?
Guy: I'm bringing glow sticks.
Girl: Ah.

by KellyKerosene February 13, 2009