junk science

To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.

Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!

by DrSamba February 21, 2009

A Scientific Railgun

An anime series. Better known as To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (とある科学の超電磁砲＜レールガン＞ / "To Aru Kagaku no Reerugan"). A side story of To Aru Majutsu no Index (とある魔術の禁書目録＜インデックス＞ / "To Aru Majutsu no Indekkusu"). This side series is focused on another main character, Mikoto Misaka (御坂美琴 / "Misaka Mikoto"), a Level 5 esper, nicknamed "Railgun" because of her ability to manipulate electricity, to allow the use of a special move that allows her to fire a projectile at several times the speed of sound. This "move" is similar to a actual railgun, a experimental Navy weapon which fires a projectile using electromagnetic force.

Hey, did you see "A Scientific Railgun"?

No, why?

It's good! Should try it, though.

by xCLDx October 21, 2010

Drunk Science

Something two friends will do every once in a while that involves one friend mentioning alcohol, and once those friends are considerably drunk they don lab coats and goggles and begin to conduct science experiments, be them even scientific at all.

These experiments may include various animals or people, but usually are pointless yet fun up until you collapse from too much alcohol.

In the end the duo will wake up the following morning not being able to remember everything, but clearly seeing the mess from the previous night. It's technically a hangover except you confine yourself and said friend to the house.

See hangover

Clark: Hey Tom!
Tom: What?
Clark: Alcohol!
*some drinks later*
Both: Drunk Science!!
*Begins to conduct a myriad of experiments that involve riding a pig and giving a bear alcohol*
--The following morning--
Clark: ...What happened?
*sees the mess*
Tom: We have got to stop doing this...

by CinnamonAllSpiceLaFeva July 7, 2011

science class

somewhere where no one does what they are supposed to do. A place to run around, listen to music, bother the teacher, mess with ppl, burn things, pretty much doing anything that isn't productive.

your like my science class.

by EM May 9, 2002

Science damn you

Something you say to an atheist when you are really mad at him.

"Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!"

by United Atheist Alliance January 20, 2009

scientard

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.

That stupid scientard tried to convert me.

by Tinrobot January 30, 2008

Science Fair

something that is compleatly useless in life. teachers make this up so they can fail you, make your life miserable, and so you can learn pointless crap like how fast radishes grow, and which hamster finds the cheese faster. (i did these two 7 & 8th grade year) its awful. mean. and horrible. you fail every other class b.c. you have to write up a 10 pg. report on what you did, make a science board, and a 50 slide power point. AND have 3 judges come around and grade this. no one will ever use any of this. pointless.mean.unintelligent. makes the science teacher feel better about how dumb he really is.

no clue why its called Science Fair. fairs are fun. science fair is NOT fun.

TEACHER: class! we have a special treat today! we're going to do SCIENCE FAIR!!!!!!! *smiles huge*
CLASS: awwww nooo this sucksss
TEACHER: it will be fun. now you have to do *explains LONG list of "fun" things you get to, not have to, but GET TO do.

by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 26, 2008