Scotland

Small grey country, full of greasy, bitter, uncultured scum. Construct an identity for themselves as 'tough', despite being a nation of wife beaters, and talk about little else but their perceived superiority to the English. Small penis, much?

"I love my country, and I love my buck-toothed, car-thieving, Buckfast-drinking thick-as-pig-shit countrymen. Go Scotland!"

by Dennis Hopper December 9, 2008

hamilton, scotland

I've been born an raised here for 24 years of my life, Its my hometown and it fucking rules. There aint a lot of nice areas according to people but I grew up in 'the jungle' area of burnbank and witnessed a lot of violence through gangs, drugs and booze, can u name a town in the world that don't have this shit gowing down? Anyway the 'bad' places are eddlewood,fairhill,laighstonehall,hillhouse,burnbank,whitehill, the glebe and auld town. I know families who have grew up in each of these places and yeah there is a lot of alcoholics, addicts and violence its a part of life u just get on with it. When u tell people your from e/wood or fairhill they automaticly assume u gonna rob them or something, so if any of you people read this go back to your yuppie life and shut the fuck up, but if you say your from high earnock or silvertonhill then people think your a fucking boy scout or some shit! the fuck is up with that?
Well in closing I want to say that hamilton is my town and I'm fucking proud of it, I was born raised and will die in this bitch! And I'm grateful that this is were my mother raised me, I love the friends I have and miss the ones I've lost, this is the place to be.

Peace out motherfuckers, keep calm and chive on.

hamilton, scotland

by mcweed July 21, 2012

Patterson High Scool

Patterson High School is known as the lamest unedcucational school in California history.

1: Hey, what school do u go to?
2: Central Catholic, why?
1: Your fucking lucky, I go to Patterson High and it sucks ass.

by lipps April 2, 2005

Scotlyn

The person who you think is a girl at first, but when you pull down her skirt, her 12 inch massive horse cock slaps you in the face.

Its probably bigger than yours

“Kapposh,” is the sound of scotlyns horse cock slapping your face

by Ilovemyself2128394 May 11, 2020

scoler

an interesting series of text messages recieved under one name but accused of being written by another.

I got a scoler last night.

by drinking water October 27, 2008

Scolted Ox

Something so badass its ridiculous.

His car runs like a scolted ox.

by TurkeySlayer July 31, 2011

Scoli

A scoli s a manz manz who’s back is in the shape of an S.

Did you see that manz scoli ? He was looking pretty tall today

by Annettelovesscoli101 February 7, 2019