dick schlitz

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009

schnitzel

Ach du liebe! Vehais essen mine Weiner schnitzel du ashluck!
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"

Du huntsknoken, vehais essen mine schnitzel du alte coo!
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"

by Mike the Grrman May 18, 2016

schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.

Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"

by Jamesclay16 November 24, 2017

Schnibble

A clean phase to use when you know you messed up.

"Oh schnibbles!"

by finngrass123 September 19, 2018

Schnib

Schnib is a term for the male penis.

"She wants the schnib."

"My schnib is huge."

by schniby February 4, 2010

schlit

a schlit is the crack that a fat woman has on both her ass and in front of her waist.

Look at the schlit on that sea donkey, it goes from bellybutton to asshole!

by Denzilla February 7, 2005

schitzo

to have polarities in personality, mood swings

"your bird, she is such a schitzo"

by Jon Hague July 13, 2005