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salad fingers 

Salad Fingers is a man who has schizophrenia and sees the world differently than us. When you see an episode, the setting is what he sees not you. The people he meets are seen and sound non-human save the corpse and the girl he talked to. He has three puppets which act as his other personas. Hubert is his murderous side and Jeremy is probably what he really is, but then there is Marjorie, his coforting side, possibly his mother's persona. He meets five people who are shown as the first litle boy (maybe a kid who he met one day),a high schooler (first victim maybe?) an adult who dies at his door step (maybe a neighbor he killed), that weird boy (probably the same little boy who he met and who nows likes him), and that little girl (might be a kid he killed, now haunts his mind). He has also secluded himself to the point of hallucination. He also turned psychotic at the loss of his friends who he probably killed and blamed the "War" (actually maybe the War is what made him crazy) on their deaths. He is also a gender confused man who switches roles of Man to Woman to Boy and back to Man. His house or apartment is number 22 and his hallucinations turn into demented reality in a click. Salad Fingers is just a man who was messed up and now is lonely and psychotic.
"Ew Hubert Cumberdale you smell like soot and poo"
"I never sampled your delights Jeremy"
"Clean that Muck off... I shan't have any dirty immigrants in my home..."

Salad Fingers imagines himself eating himself to explain tasting Jeremy Fisher's taste...
salad fingers by William Smythe October 30, 2007

Salad tossing 

The act of eating the booty while jerking them off at the same time.
"She always wanted to try salad tossing on me"
Salad tossing by Alstone930 June 18, 2017

Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.
Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.
Salad Dodger by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.
Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.
Salad Dodger by Dave Inc February 14, 2007

Salad Boat 

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.
Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.
Salad Boat by Beedubbz June 15, 2011

Salad Fingers 

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
Salad Fingers by EpicMamo July 22, 2013