When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012
Get the backseat surprise mug.(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.
"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"
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"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"
by Auralius June 5, 2013
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Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.
by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014
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