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surprise oral

When you whip out the dick and and shove it inside someones mouth without their consent.
Hey, did you know that when my Girl was sleeping i gave her some surprise oral
by Blibbyreal July 29, 2017
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surprise mechanics

A term used to describe members of the games industry that use patches for their games to reduce the value of those games in order to sell a solution to the problem they create.

This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
Sam: "My 17-year-old game now requires an inferior launcher to run and I can't play any of my favorite game modes offline, all because the company that made it is trying to force everyone to buy Warcraft 3 Reforged! Even some of the graphics options, like character shadows, aren't available to me any more!"
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."

Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."

Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
by Jaaaaaaames Sunderland February 8, 2020
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surprise racism

When a person you've known your entire life to be a decent person or someone who hasn't expressed it during conversation yet suddenly and obliviously expresses casual racism in conversation. Surprise! It's racism!
1: "Hey guys, want to go get some Chinese for tonight?"

2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"

3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"

1: "Dude, not cool."

3: "What!?"

2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."

1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."

3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."

1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
by thePenciler December 21, 2013
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surprise pot

To become high unexpectedly.
He forgot he ate those magic brownies and became suspect to surprise pot.
by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.
Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.
by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008
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Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened
Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.
by sirderpalot July 3, 2012
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Surprise angry sex

When u go to rape someone and instead they rape you
I went to rape her and instead she turned around and raped me so we had surprise angry sex
by Hydraticktock September 20, 2016
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