Surprise Blunt

When you and your friends run out of weed, and one person out of nowhere pulls out a dub and a dutch so you can continue smoking.

You and your friends are all sitting around smoking out of your bong when you go to open your grinder to pack another one and all the weed is gone!! out of nowhere someone pulls out a dub and a dutch.....Surprise Blunt!!

by high miles August 30, 2012

That surprises me

A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.

Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?

Dudette: No!

Dude: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

Flower Surprise

A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.

"The other day I totally flower surprised this girl"
"Did she dig it?"
"Well she was surprised"

by boyfromnantucketrnix November 24, 2009

Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.

"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"

by Auralius June 5, 2013

Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.

I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.

by Vortakai February 7, 2018

hunter surprise

A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.

Adam and Cofie were planning on doing a hunter surprise on the camping trip.

by Greeeeeg August 10, 2015

Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.

"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"

by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020