by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011
Get the Monkey Stump mug.Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather fuck, a werewolf or a leprechaun? I'd pick the leprechaun.
Patrick: I am a little leprechan and I am so fucking cute!
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao
by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008
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1.) A mythical creature known by a small cult following. This creature/being has been known to move so fast that it can reach such speeds as Mach 7.
2.) The ultimate term of insult. When one has been deemed a Butt Stump, you know you have thoroughly failed at life.
2.) The ultimate term of insult. When one has been deemed a Butt Stump, you know you have thoroughly failed at life.
by Steve Reiker October 27, 2005
Get the Butt Stump mug.larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
by super-duper-pooper-trooper!.........of doom! May 27, 2008
Get the Muffin Stump mug.Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.
by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010
Get the Monkey Stump mug.The lead singer of a band named fall out boy . Some may call the band satanic when their lead singer is literally an innecont adorable humble cinnamon bun.
by Scomiche August 13, 2017
Get the Patrick stump mug.When your getting a blow job and your girl/ guy has a seizure and bites off you cock leaving you with a bloody stump.
Dude my girl was giving me the best blowy last night and shit turned bad leaving me with a bloody stump.
by Trojan69 May 1, 2019
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