split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.

Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.

by Slipp May 26, 2007

Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012

step-saver

What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.

"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"

by doubleB June 24, 2013

Stepping Gas

During a running workout farts are released with each step

I had stepping gas for almost a half mile today!

by daparkster February 21, 2009

Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.

"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."

by Nichtus May 9, 2013

step grandcousin

your first cousin's stepcousin

My uncle put the whip on my former step grandcousin

by JustC45 August 13, 2022