Cock Stalking

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking

Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!

by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007

internet stalk

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.

Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?

by muchluv June 27, 2005

Ghost stalking

when you don't want to talk to anybody on facebook chat but you want to stalk people so you go offline on chat but you still comment and like things.

I was ghost stalking last night because that guy always trys to chat me when I just want to stalk!

by coloradomad March 16, 2011

Casual Stalking

A term used to describe a degree of stalking where the stalker pursues a person of interest by means of repeated presence at the person of interests' and stalkers common places and only at times convenient for the stalker.

Causal Stalking lacks the searching for the person of interest on social media or internet searches.

The stalkers motivation is for a date, a hangout, to obtain a phone number or to seek a deeper connection through social activities.

I decided that casual stalking was appropriate for pursuing Devin because I wanted to ask him to the GangaLuv Music Festival.

by Riku Green October 20, 2012

eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.

I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.

by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011

Ghost Stalking

(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.

This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time

"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."

by CoolShades August 23, 2011

stalky stalks

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.

Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.

by MrT-maybe January 26, 2022