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Person #1: “WOAHHHH SKKIIIIIP”
Person #2: “xD. Didn’t Mateo come up with that?”
Person #3: “Oh shit uhh Savannah started the trend though.”
Person #2: “woah skiiiiiiip”
Person #2: “xD. Didn’t Mateo come up with that?”
Person #3: “Oh shit uhh Savannah started the trend though.”
Person #2: “woah skiiiiiiip”
by itsmateoXD May 23, 2018
Get the woah skiiiiiiip mug.When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.
Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!
They’re probably doing the backseat skiier
They’re probably doing the backseat skiier
by Backseatskiier123567 June 1, 2018
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Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
Get the Nordic skiing mug.Step 1: Get a slutty chick, 2 horny bros and a jet ski.
Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.
Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.
Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Tyrunt: Yo bro tryna go jet skiing this summer?
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
by Stoney69 April 2, 2020
Get the Jitt-Skiing mug.Doing lines of cocaine off of a black hookers belly. The contrast of black and white makes you sure that you snort every granule of cocaine.
I went Whore skiing off my grandma’s belly. It didn’t take long for me to get kicked out of her funeral.
by anonymous March 26, 2022
Get the whore skiing mug.When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
by Erwien February 23, 2023
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