shabed

a shabed is a man who enjoys taking men to bed. The shabed also enjoys women but cannot get it up for them.

kamal: yo humza why do they call u shabed
humza: because i take men to bed

by shazebra July 4, 2009

no shade

Basically no offence

Don't tell anyone I said this,but Becky is such a slut no shade.

by IT'STHATSWAGMONEYBITCH October 26, 2014

Shade Tree

Basically, someone who works on their car by themselves, as a "do-it-yourself" project. He/She often employs jerry-rig techniques to fix his/her automobile. Could also apply to anyone who is a "do-it-yourselfer" in any aspect of life.

"It used to be that under every shade tree there was a mechanic working on their car."

by Drew Helms September 4, 2006

throwing shapes

1) to dance really, really hard

"Man, did you see Jennie throwing shapes at the party last night? She was so hot!"

by kth12 September 23, 2014

Reptilian shapeshifter

Reptile creatures that aren't from this planet and conspire to rule us all.

One of the subjects of the babbling of lunatics that can be accessed via youtube within two related video clicks of any video about fractals.

1) I was watching this fractal documentary, and the next thing I knew, I was confronted with the conspiracy of the reptilian shapeshifters... They're EVERYWHERE.

2)...am I a reptilian shapeshifter?

by mynoduesppseudonymmynoduesp February 11, 2010

Shapeshifter

Shapeshifter

A derogatory term for Jews.
In the 2006 Mockumentary Borat, two of the characters believe that Jews can "shape-shift".

In 2015, in the wake of the Charlie Hedbo attacks, a reporter interviewed Parisians that claimed that some Jews could shape-shift in real life.

‘I talked to a young men who said that he felt, the attacks were actually a conspiracy by the Jews to make Muslims look bad and that they weren’t just regular Jews doing this. In fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape-shifting Jews that were master-manipulators and could be everywhere at the same time.’

911 was the work of those shapeshifters

by Joe Wolff July 29, 2018

scapegoat

The second tab you have open while watching porn in case somebody walks in on you.

Oh cool, is that Reddit/TIFU, what are you looking at?
I don't know, this is just my scapegoat.

by DaddyFliffus September 10, 2016