Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.

Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?

by drjepsen July 28, 2012

session

A period of time during which one gets completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol.
(usually Jack Daniels or six-for-a-fiver)
This can be done whilst listening to CDs or watching DVDs.
A session lasts up to three days and three nights in length. When a session reaches this threshold it officially becomes a bender.

'Great session man, I'm so trashed I'll have to call in sick tomorrow!'

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

joke session

To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.

"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.

(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)

by Andy Valentine September 9, 2006

cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009

romp session

When two organisms of the opposite sex (or same, because thats legal now) arrange a meeting to frolick and caress each other. It is extremely sexually suggestive and very arousing.

Yesterday, I took my puppy to work and he had a romp session with my co-worker's dogs.

Dude, have you seen that porno site called www.rompsession.com?

by PenisFaceVaginaValley September 27, 2008

session

1. (sess-ee-own) A session is the time period that someone "beats the meat" for enjoyment.

"Dude I had a session last night and went twelve rounds!"
translation:
"Dude, I mastrubated last night and ejaculated a dozen times!"

by Pedro Johnson July 15, 2008

Session

another word for "scenes put together" used for skateboarding, snowboarders, photographers etc.

For skaters and snowboarders it means more or less the same as go snow/skate/boarding.

For photographers it means taking several pictures of stuff, often the same thing, like taking several pictures of a skateboarder.

skate: lets have a night session tonight

photographer: lets make a photo session

by spydaman April 3, 2008