Bloody Seal 

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.

Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"

Bloody Seal by fetishlover June 6, 2014

duct seal 

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.

Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!

duct seal by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018

Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

Flex Seal by Ikethefluff September 13, 2021

Golden Seal

A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.

A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.

Golden Seal by Tony Reynoso December 1, 2021

insert a seal team 

The act of sitting down on a toilet to empty your bowels, simulating the insertion if the world's finest into the ocean.

Hold on, I need to insert a seal team

insert a seal team by Nacho71 January 19, 2017

wet seal 

A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!

"Where'd you get that cute dress?"
"Wet Seal..for 15 bucks."
"Naw uh? Really?"
"Yeah."

wet seal by sh0ppingAllDay August 27, 2008

Baby Seal 

Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.

Look mom, a baby seal!

Baby Seal by Officer Dan June 12, 2011