scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.
We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.
by Beanbunny05 March 03, 2024
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That scottish play

A reference to shakespeared "Macbeth"no one in a theater is supposed to say the m word for fear of bringing. Bad luck to the theater or whatever production is In house

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Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.
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Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.
''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''
by idgafosoae April 12, 2017
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scottish andrew

Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew

“ oh that’s scottish Andrew
“that’s scottish Andrew
by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018
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Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.
Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.
by yodog91 June 17, 2017
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Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there
by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022
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