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Rush Limpballs

I sometimes listen to Rush Limpballs on the EIB network
by EIB listener January 13, 2009
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Rusty Venture

A specific sexual act, possibly created by Colonel Horace Gentleman and Tennessee Williams back in P-Town. The exact details of what constitutes a "Rusty Venture" are in question, but here are several possible answers:

*Note* Most of the descriptions listed are gay sexual acts.

1. When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore. - Brock's description (and widely believed to be the real one due to it being the only act that could likely be something Rusty himself has done).

2. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jack the guy off into his own mouth. - The Alchemist's description

3. A Snake Venom - Shoreleave's description

4. A Double Frogman - Colonel Gentleman's description

5. When you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his ass and grab. Whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. - Watch's description

6. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don't let her use the restroom. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. So right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit-cum on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands. - Ward's description

7. A handjob that involves rubbing shit all over a guy's dick, a turkey baster, and both parties eating their way through something while in a bathtub. - Triana's description
I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture!
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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rustled jimmies

To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.
You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.
by CutFromAbove July 30, 2012
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Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty

A "roast" used by Roblox kids who can't roast.
Person 1 and Person 2 have an argument
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever
by Maxgamer345 July 13, 2023
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Nut Rustle

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.
Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.
by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017
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Rusty Ribbon

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.
I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.
by Estacada James March 1, 2006
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