Runner's Trots

When running fast or long distance and you crap your pants.

Tim ate a power gel that messed up his stomach and he got the runner's trots.

by JCtotheC October 13, 2006

running your mouth

saying smart ass things and generally bitching at a fast pace. Yelling out paragraphs of bitchyness really quickly. Blabbing nonsensical things in an argument just to take up time and have your voice heard.
(the running part means that is is done at a fast pace or else it would be called "walking your mouth")

"they were in a rational argument and she said something that offended him, so he started running his mouth to show his disaproval"

EX.

Him: hey, Jessica
Her: My name isn't fucking Jessica
Him: fuck, fuck, fuck, man, fuck, just fuck it man, fuck, fuck, fuck
Her: What the hell is wrong with you!?
Him: you need to stop running your mouth.
Her: Uh, I'm pretty sure it's you who is running their mouth.

by narcobitchleptic October 27, 2011

running of the bulls

A unique practice where unimformed, misinformed, or ill-informed, foreigners that know nothing of the history of Pamplona and/or the practice of the running of the bulls, dimisses it to be simply a pastime where drunken farm boys, drunk off of whiskey and barly beer, make their way running through town as they are being chased down by a pack of angry, yet amused bulls.

These boys often scream in terror, shouting phrases like "wordOwch! my stomach lining!"/word or "wordMy blood hurts!/word" Or something of the sort while, routinely, but traditionally, being gorged, or even gutted by the horns of a bull.

The running of the bulls festivals is held in Pamplona, Spain, every year, for nine days in July.

by Tai July 9, 2003

alabama wood runner

when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open

since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.

by d-sickle January 8, 2010

running blocker

when someone goes ahead of the drinking group to make sure there's no cops to hand out d.u.i.'s

"haven't you guys had too much to drive?"
"don't worry, aiden's running blocker today"

by Sue Donham April 3, 2010

front-runner fan

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.

Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.

by JSkov October 25, 2008

Kryptic Runner

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces

Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous

by Gibzn January 31, 2019