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Rum

All together a piece of shit mother fucker. The worst of the worst. Liar Cheater. Just down right the biggest POS there is. Jobless Women bigger No direction in life unremorseful. Has nothing to gave to anyone or life. Womenaziter. Awful
Michael is a rum . Won't get a job and beats his wife. He is being a rum, won't he amount to shit
by RachetEvaandCourtney0812 November 21, 2024
mugGet the Rummug.

Jamaican Rum Juice

When a dude cums inside an alcoholic drink and throws in a roofie. Then he serves it to his victim
I think that guy just ordered two Jamaican Rum Juice drinks!
by Chinese Man April 8, 2017
mugGet the Jamaican Rum Juicemug.

Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body
Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding
by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017
mugGet the Rum Floodingmug.

meyers rum

An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover
I only drink Meyers Rum.
by Marthasvineyard September 23, 2015
mugGet the meyers rummug.

rum fudge

A questionable culinary experiment wherein one first administers a generous portion of rum via rectal infusion, allowing the body’s natural processes to work their mysterious magic, before later harvesting the resulting “fudge”—a substance best left uneaten but occasionally contemplated by the most daring of gastronomic pioneers.
I fancy a Rum Fudge at the airport on Monday morning.
by Felchet February 6, 2025
mugGet the rum fudgemug.

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.
The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.
by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021
mugGet the Rum Floatermug.

booty rum

The act of inserting cane sugar into your anus, waiting for it to ferment and then drinking the rum.
by dorite May 21, 2014
mugGet the booty rummug.

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